Walking to the campus library, I was accosted by two gentlemen. "You there!" they cried. "Lad! Come hither, and gaze upon our magic lens, so that we may capture your likeness and broadcast it to the many! Furthermore, I wish to ask of you two questions, both very brief." So I was interviewed by the Press-Enterprise, some sort of local news group. You can see the video online at www.pe.com. On the right hand side, where the video player is, click on "Professor Blah Blah talks about the President blah blah". I don't make my appearance until around minute 3, but it's ok because you've got nothing better to do.
That same day, yesterday, I saw a stupid looking white guy with a waxed mustache, and then saw him again today. COOL, HUH?!? I bet he has to wax that thing every morning before he goes out. Or he sleeps in a special mustache barometric retrovibration chamber that holds his head in place and contains speakers that play music to soothe his mustache. Or he doesn't shower, which judging from his ratty hair and air of unrecognized genius seems the most likely explanation. I've got my big stupid test tomorrow so I'm trying to review 35 pages of notes, but since this is all I've been doing since moving here it's really boring and I want to go out and eat a huge dinner so I'll come home and be comatose. Also sleeping on the couch cause your cat popped the air mattress sucks out loud.
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