Post #5

I think it's really Hour # 6.5

UCLA v. Stanford = fluffy, tiddly-winks game in which one team or the other one, it doesn't really matter.

Everyone is winning as they are supposed to, except GaTech who slammed ND 33-3, and UGA is playing a great game with OSU, 21-14 at the half. The bar is slowly filling up; USC starts at 7:15pm and Cal/Tenn started half an hour ago.

I lost track of time because my laptop battery died and the only outlet was taken by some stupid non-SEC fans. In fact, I'm the only SEC guy here - my sympathizers from the Big ZTen have run off because their conference is very effeminate and they are frightened of real football. The UGA/OK State game is probably going to be the closest and most exciting game. Our defense is doing really well, considering I have no idea who they are!

I'm on my 11th beer - Dos Equis - and I think I've finally passed the drunk barrier. I can't guarantee regular updates from here on out, or at least until after the UGA game. There has really been a poor turnout for the bar. Right now we're about 85% full but I think maybe half of the people actually are paying attention. I'm off to drink more beers - school starts in three days!

And then she said, "You can use a straw", followed by some scientific information that supposedly backs this information up. LIES.