Saturday Morning

Two words: COLLEGE GAMEDAY.

I have to go to my school and diddle around my room for a while, get familiar with the area, and then I'm off to the sports bar. Last night it occurred to me that sitting in a sports bar with a lap top is kinda really dorky, I don't think that'll hold me back. So I'm up at 6:45 a.m., watching COLLEGE GAMEDAY FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 8 MONTHS, before a full day of hootin' and hollerin'. I'm doing this for you.

"$11.50 for a hamburger? Y'all must be crazy!" You get 'em, sassy black Miller High Life representative.

Rece Davis: "Will Erik Ainge's pinky hold up?" Thrilling. They did say that the UGA / OK. State will probably the be the most fun game to watch because of Oklahoma State's no-huddle, spread offense. I did know that OK State scored many points per game last year, but playing at Athens? That's an automatic minus-35 to your points-per-game, unless your Tennessee.

"What do you think about playing easy games in the beginning of the season?" "Not so fast my friend!" What? Corso must have a quota on that phrase.

When ESPN is on commercial, ESPN2 is asking Herbstriet some more football questions. ESPN BRINGS YOU NONSTOP, ENDLESS, MOSTLY POINTLESS COVERAGE!

Mark Richt on the upcoming game against an opponant that averaged 200 yards passing AND 200 yards rushing per game: "I will say this: We ought to improve quite a bit as time goes on," Richt said. "Three or four games into the season I would think we would be a whole lot better." Way to inspire confidence there, guy.