Beer Four

8:39 Let me note that in the last post I stated that even if the Magic took the lead, Lebron would still do something amazing to win the game. With one second left, the Magic took a two point lead, with ONE SECOND LEFT. So Lebron shoots a three over a 6'10" defender to win the game. I think I believe in Jesus now.

8:41 The fourth beer is Hefeweizen. This beer is a little closer to being interesting. It's got that cloudy taste going for it, but still kinda mild flavor-wise. I have noticed that the different brews have different color schemes, but it's always the same smug Sam Adams. I'd like to see this changed. Give him some different hats or something.

8:52 Does anyone still wear sweat pants? On purpose?

8:55 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, mother mother fuck fuck, mother mother fuck fuck. Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts. My jungle love, I think I want to know ya know ya... Morris Day and the motherfuckin' Time! I saw them live at Music Midtown. Awesome. Jerome's only job was to hold up a mirror so Morris Day could fix his jerry curls.

8:59 Kevin Smith loves the self-reference. Very meta.

9:02 What the fuck is the internet??

9:03 Zac and Miri Make a Porno wasn't bad. It was a Kevin Smith film all the way but it was fun to see Seth Rogan and Justin Long go at it with Smith directing.