9:08 Blackberry Witbier. I'll say going in that I have no clue what Witbier means. Let's give it a try... This is a Smirnoff Ice with a Sam Adams label. Fuck.
9:11 Fuck Grapefruit.
9:12 George Carlin talking about giving head to truckers is weird, cause he's grandpa age (and alive) in this movie.
9:15 Freudian Slip: When typing George, I twice typed "Georgia".
9:18 This beer is a fucking travesty. I'm sorry - this is not beer. It is diabetes-inducing swill. Hey, Shannon Elizabeth is very attractive. Also, Elisha Dushku and Ali Larter dancing to Run DMC. And Kevin Smith's wife, in the ultimate "You're way out of my league but if I put you in movies you'll be my wife" move. And Sean William Scott!
9:24 Note to self: Find some way to call someone a sheep fucker.
9:27 I am choking this swill down in a hurried fashion. My insulin-producing cells are freaking out. Not cool, Sam. Losing tons of respect for the Sam Adams brand. This brew has caused me to stop thinking of Sam Adams as a reliable brand. That is very poor, Blackberry Witbier. I used to like Sam Adams.
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