Beer Three

8:06 Sam Adams Summer Ale is brewed with "Grains of Paradise, a mysterious spice used by Renaissance brewers centuries ago." What the fuck? Am I drinking beer or riding the fucking Silk Road into China with Marco Polo? Summer Ale has a little more flavor than the Pale Ale. It's kinda fruity and sweet, but still falls well within the standard, unremarkable beer range. So far my favorite beer has been the regular Sam Adams.

8:12 As much as I want the Cavs to lay waste to the NBA, they're getting way outplayed by the Magic. With four minutes left the Cavs are up 1, after leading by 23 in the first quarter.

8:15 Damn that Varejo knows how to flop. The guy is "a great actor", straight from the announcer's mouth. He's a tall soccer player, that's his contribution to the team. He never stops complaining to the refs. I hate that style of play, it's very Wadeish.

8:18 With no regard for human life! How can you not love this guy?

8:24 I love that the game is tied, Magic has the ball but there is a 6 second difference between the shot clock and the game clock, meaning that Lebron has the final posession regardless of what happens. You just know that's going to be awesome in all ways.

8:25 God dammit the Cavs fouled, giving the Magic a new shot clock, meaning they get the last shot. And the Cavs arena is playing sad violin music during the time out? I'm confused. Is there some classical connection that Cleveland residents understand? Now there's a piano! And now the Star Wars theme... I'm totally lost.

8:26 Still no game play... I wish I was on the East coast meaning, I'm watching this game at 11:30 instead of 8:30. I'd be much drunker for this exciting conclusion, is what I'm saying.

8:30 Oh shit Hedo. Hedo makes the children cry. I wonder how much Patrick Ewing has to do with the Magic's success.

8:32 OH MY GOD HE IS THE SON OF THE LORD. PRAISE BE UNTO KING JAMES!